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Joke of the Day

"I went out for dinner tonight... ...and they tried to charge me for salt and pepper! I thought it was condimentary."

"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."

"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."

"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything..."

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."

"Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard? Shut up, and eat your biltong."

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."