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Joke of the Day

"If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Sure, what's your phone number?"

"Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins"

"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"

"Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster."

"pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?"

"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far."