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Joke of the Day

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"

"The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM. Got 5 nice ones this morning."

"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."

"First blowjob Guy: I got my first blowjob today. Friend: Was she good? Guy: She sucks."

"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."

"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."

"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."

"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."

"What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back? Hunch-black of Notre Dame"