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Joke of the Day
"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"
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"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"
"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."
"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."
"If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says to the grasshopper ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" To which the grasshopper responds ""You have a drink named Pete?"""
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
"What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton? They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!"