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Joke of the Day
"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"
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"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."
"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"
"Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend? There isn't one..."
"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."
"Where there are 4 irishmen.... You always find a 5th"
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"
"One head is ok, but a whole body is much better."
"To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon."