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Joke of the Day
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
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"Why didn't Hitler drink? Because it made him mean"
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""
"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."
"Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever."
"Show me a dude eating pork ribs and macaroni after midnight and I'll show you a dude about to hit send on this tweet."
"Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions."
"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."
"Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would ""twerk"" out"