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Joke of the Day
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
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"It is very wrong to ask a woman how much she weighs. (xpost from r/showerthoughts) Weight depends on the gravitational force of the planet you are on. You should ask her how massive she is."
"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"
"There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve."
"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan"
"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."
"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"
"I want this Twitter account to outlive me by 100 years. I want my grandchildren to read my Tweets and say, ""Holy fuck. She was so weird."""