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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
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"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."
"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."
"Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl out? Noooo...just flush the toilet like a normal person......"
"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."
"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."
"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."
"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"Sometimes, late at night, I stare out the window at the stars and think about all the airlines that have wronged me..."