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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight"

"My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive"

"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"

"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"

"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""

"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"

"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."

"We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department."

"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."