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Joke of the Day
"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."
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"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."
"A girl called me yesterday and said ""Come over there's no one home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed."
"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"
"I saw some nudity on TV last night... I just sat there shaking my fist. I was furious."
"Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)"
"When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'"
"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."