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"What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're"
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"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."
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"I wore my ""Gandalf for President"" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration."