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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?... Father: It means 'to be happy'. &nbsp; Son: Are you gay? &nbsp; Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack."

"twitter is obviously Japanese, it wants us to hate whales as much as it does"

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"

"i can't fall asleep with all these people honking at me. go around!"

"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"

"My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her."

"I got a job digging graves, I don't know how, I just fell into it."