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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."

"*Me, getting my arm bitten off during a zombie apocalypse* 5: *crying* Me: It's okay, son. 5: You said you were gonna get me a snack."

"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"

"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""

"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."