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Joke of the Day

"dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]"

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash? She was all over the radio. And the dash. And the windshield..."

"I'm watching my 4 year old son give my 1 year old a hammer. He is so irresponsible."

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"As a doctor, I once had to remove the spine of a pirate He was all for it and said ""It was holding me back"""

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""

"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."

"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"

"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""