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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes? ""Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"""
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"Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away."
"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."
"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."
"Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya."
"How fast do lesbians have sex? Lickety-split."
"Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic is made from oil. Plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs."
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"
"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."