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Joke of the Day

"I wore my ""Gandalf for President"" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration."

"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."

"Today is a 10/10 day guys 10/10/2015"

"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."

"What's the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more."

"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."

"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"

"Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."