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Joke of the Day

"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."

"What do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic"

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"

"Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is"

"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"

"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"

"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."