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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."

"My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning. What is a cow's favorite animal? A Moooose."

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."

"Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse."

"A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, ""Nut Screws Washer and Bolts""."

"Two cops knocked on my door Me: What do you want? Cops: We just want to talk. Me: How many of you are out there? Cops: There's two of us. Me: So why don't you talk with each other?"

"TWITTER REHAB IS GOING GOOD YOU GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND HE HAS SPECIAL SUGAR AND IT'S AWESOME AND MY YARD HAS 3,957,268 BLADES OF GRASS!!!!"