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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."

"Dad walks in on son fapping He says,""Son that'll make you go blind!"" The young man says,""Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."""

"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."

"Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners? The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)"

"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"

"Telling your date that she reminds you of your ex is a bit like farting after a curry. It's risky and is probably not best done during a blowjob."

"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."