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Joke of the Day

"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""

"(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter."

"What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game."

"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"

"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"

"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album."

"The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now."

"Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box."

"My friends all say I'm a cocaine addict, but I disagree. I just like the smell."