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Joke of the Day

"A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, ""Nut Screws Washer and Bolts""."

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""

"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"

"Who delivers pizza in the hood? Popo John's"

"An SQL query walks into a bar ... Walks up to two tables and says: ""CAN I JOIN YOU?""; ---- ^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon"

"I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother."

"[looks up from laptop while updating resume] son, you're good with computers ""I'm alright"" how do I find pictures of mean looking dinosaurs?"

"I was told to drink a lot of Perrier My fizzy eau therapist insists on it."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"

"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."