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Joke of the Day

"TWITTER REHAB IS GOING GOOD YOU GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND HE HAS SPECIAL SUGAR AND IT'S AWESOME AND MY YARD HAS 3,957,268 BLADES OF GRASS!!!!"

"My life is like my dick after masturbation Empty."

"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."

"what do you call a dinosaur with a big mouth, big ass and tiny hands? T-Rump"

"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear"

"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."

"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."

"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."