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Joke of the Day

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell menage a trois she's gonna want to know why."

"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."

"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."

"What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'etat."

"CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY!"

"TIFU by trying to kill a spider with axe body spray. Now his name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house."

"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."