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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse."
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"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."
"Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday All I saw was a swing and Amish"
"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."
"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."
"Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing."
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."