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Joke of the Day

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."

"Ford cars and anal.. If you replace ford with anal you will get some interesting results. Anal Explorer Anal Fiesta Anal Focus Anal Flex Anal Fusion"

"Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning ""bad hunter""."

"My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don't have a little brother..."

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."

"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... I'd use it to buy some rental properties and try to invest some in the market."

"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full? A couple of seconds."