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Joke of the Day
"I have three jokes. Trump, his opinions, and his political career."
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"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"
"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
"Me: I was so happy before I lost my forearms in that shark attack Therapist: How do you feel now? Me: With my elbows"
"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."
"Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."
"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."
"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."
"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"