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Joke of the Day

"Hyperbole makes me want to kill myself."

"I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games."

"I'm actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me."

"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""

"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."

"Become a PhD After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"What's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons ? Cowboy hats are for assholes."

"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."

"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"

"Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail? Because of sanitation reasons."