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Joke of the Day

"Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out."

"[wife enters as I'm doing the worm] Wife: WTH are you doing? Me: It's not what it looks like. Worm: Who the hell is she?!"

"Hey, what's the difference between reddit and LOTR? In the books and movies, the trolls didn't type."

"Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like ""That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."""

"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."

"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."