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Joke of the Day
"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"
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"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."
"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"
"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."
"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""
"I think we all know who the big fat loser was tonight... Rosie O'Donnell"
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"
"I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall. I thought of having them. Nails always come in handy."