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Joke of the Day
"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"
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"If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my ""bath Matt."" And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer"
"Michael, the kid with no hands What did Michael get for his birthday? Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it? Not Michael"
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."
"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"