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Joke of the Day

"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."

"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"

"Is it alright to kiss a nun? Yeah. As long as you don't get in the habit."

"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."

"While on vacation the desk clerk at the London hotel told me I'd only get the key to my room if I presented him with 250 pounds... ... so I introduced him to my wife."

"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."

"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"

"Canada's navy"

"Ellen Degeneres Found Dead She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake :D"

"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."