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Joke of the Day
"Is it alright to kiss a nun? Yeah. As long as you don't get in the habit."
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"What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)"
"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."
"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"
"What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue"
"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."
"I've never really heard a ginger joke... Got any?"