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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."

"Whats the difference between children and lesbians? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs."

"I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut."

"If a gay guy jumps on your back... do you leave him there, or do you beat him off?"

"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"

"I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go"

"The band's name is 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."

"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""

"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."