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Joke of the Day
"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"
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"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""
"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."
"Hey are you from Gryfindor? Great. Can I Slytherin?"
"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."
"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"""Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""I said... Here's Ted with the weather."" ""..."" ""Ted?"" ""THAT's what an unanswered text feels like, Sue."""
"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."