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Joke of the Day

"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."

"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"

"Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep"

"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man so Iran"

"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud."

"How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove."

"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"