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Joke of the Day

"Ellen Degeneres Found Dead She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake :D"

"One time the top popped off my blender when I was making a smoothie. So... Yeah Iceland, I get it."

"It was that time of the month. I said to the wife, 'you know, your mouth isn't bleeding...' She replied, 'yours will be if you keep up with that shit'"

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"

"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"

"I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it."

"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."

"My computer has been running slow lately... I tried restoring the computer and still no luck. I finally decided to paint the computer black and it ran so much faster."

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."