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Joke of the Day
"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."
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"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
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"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."
"Why did the plane crash into the ocean? The pilot was a loaf of bread"
"What's the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"
"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."
"Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer..."
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"