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Joke of the Day
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"
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"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year"
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."
"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"
"Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?"""
"I was asked who my favorite x-men was. I guess Caitlyn Jenner wasn't a good answer"
"Never treat a lady like an object It hates that"