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Joke of the Day

"Why did the plane crash into the ocean? The pilot was a loaf of bread"

"American Public Schools."

"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"

"I drank too much over the holidays. I was at the doctor's yesterday and gave a urine sample. It had an olive in it."

"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""

"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."