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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"

"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"

"I saw a woman breastfeeding her baby in the park one night and so... ...I decided to walk up to her and say, ""Excuse me. Your baby invited me to dinner, Ma'am."""

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."

"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."