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"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."
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"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."
"Him: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) screen the applicants. Me: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) testify in the harassment suit."
"My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says""Daddy, you did it!"" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out."
"Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?"
"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."
"Two Deer in a Gay Bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar ones says to the other, "" I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there"""
"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"
"What's a pedos favourite key? A minor."
"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."