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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
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"What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""
"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."
"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."
"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm"
"I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you."
"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"