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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Can we just change the phrase ""Transgender"" to ""Transjenner""?"

"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"

"How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb? One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her."

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."

"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"

"A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine She was a candid eight."

"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan"

"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."