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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
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"The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says ""long time no sea."""
"Prank: put a bucket of water on top of the door, then shoot your roommate in the stomach. When the cops come, they get soaking wet!"
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps under his work boots."
"How would you describe the average bully? Mean."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I'll see myself out."
"If my kid turns out to be a criminal, I am totally blaming Grand Theft Auto and not my shitty parenting."
"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"
"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"