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Joke of the Day
"If someone finds a corpse, in the river off 4th St., in a blue suitcase, it wasn't me."
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"I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it"
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick up your ass!"
"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."
"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"
"What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron"
"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"