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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."

"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."

"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."

"Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!"

"What's an activity 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks"

"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."

"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"

"What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!"""