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Joke of the Day
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
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"I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you."
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"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"I love when I have dramatic realizations over my morning cereal... ... I call 'em ""breakfast epiphanies"""
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