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Joke of the Day
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
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"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""
"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""
"Why Did Hitler kill himself? He was told about his gas bill"
"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"
"You wanna know what sucks about being single? Nothing. You gotta use your hands now."
"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."
"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"
"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."