80204

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick up your ass!"

"Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison? She had gotten him out of a tight spot before."

"What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth? I am bread."

"A friend of mine told me he hated Smash Mouth... I told him he might as well be walkin' on the sun"

"If you play Apple's Beatle announcement backwards it says ""I can't believe you don't know how to download music illegally"""

"What happens when a lawyer becomes the leader of communities? [deleted]"

"I like my women like my coffee. Ground up in a bag."

"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."

"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""

"*1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions"