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Joke of the Day
"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
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"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."
"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."
"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."
"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."
"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."