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Joke of the Day
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
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"Technically everyone who's not a doctor is premed"
"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
"Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall"
"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."
"How do hipsters buy their drugs? by the instagram."
"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"
"Me: Omg all the kids are asleep! I can finally sit and relax! Dog: Yeah. About that. *pukes all over living room*"