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Joke of the Day
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
Next Joke
"Why are gay men so good at holding their breath? There isnt a lot of air in a closet"
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out."
"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."
"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."
"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"
"*Pops up from the backseat as you're driving* *Duct tapes your neck to the head rest* Now, why are you telling people I'm crazy?!!"
"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."
"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."