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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"
"What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged? Notice me sin() !!!"
"If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M. Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong."
"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
"TRUMP: I'm gonna lose, huh? RYAN: Yes. [silence] TRUMP: Thank God. RYAN: I know TRUMP: I'd be SO bad at it RYAN: We literally all might die"
"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"Forgot to buy a gift for a friends Wedding. Luckily someone died at an intersection nearby so I scored a cool wooden cross and a teddy bear"
"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"