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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."

"Boats don't sleep. They wake."

"Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe."

"Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes."

"I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it."

"Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids? Because she married Mr. Softy!"

"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."

"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""

"I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. The foreplay gave me cotton mouth."

"Joe Jackson is the first father in history to successfully beat the black out of his son. http://i.imgur.com/AbZiowN.jpg"