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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged? Notice me sin() !!!"
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"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."
"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."
"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"
"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"
"Whats the easiest way to annoy someone?"
"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"
"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"
"What is the difference between the Cleveland Browns and Santa...... Santa is still relevent in december"
"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."