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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"

"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"

"Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard"

"I was asked to leave the PTA because they don't consider what I do parenting."

"How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought ""Wow this guy has it made"""

"STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU... YOU... EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!"

"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."

"Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food."

"""Yes, I have reservations, but I'll eat here anyway."" - my dad to every hostess ever"

"What is worse than waking up with your dick in your mouth after sleeping with your gf? Waking up with her dick in your mouth"