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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"

"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."

"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"

"How does a man who cannot curse kill someone? He buttbuttinates them..."

"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."